Pun alert: Ikea pulls elk lasagne found to contain pork.
Nonsense
Q: Which world leader is the pointiest?
Pun alert!
Look what Irish Mick's made!
Photos of my mate Irish Mick building a kayak.
I couldn't possibly comment
Independent: If you want to get ahead, be a night owl
Spring has sprung!
Photos of huge snow drifts in Hebden Bridge.
Tell us something we don't know
Times survey finds Hebden Bridge to be the coolest place in which to live in Britain.
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Norman Collier R.I.P.
Pope idols
What happens if two infallible men disagree?
Have they learnt nothing from the horse meat fiasco?
Tesco buys Giraffe restaurants.
Lead astray
For reasons I won't bore you with, I had occasion to visit the Pencil Museum in Keswick on Wednesday. Now there's 15 minutes and £4.50 I'll never see again.