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Rrrrrrrreet Petite!

Eric Bristow and Jocky Wilson were not synonymous.

Published 27-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: autobiography, language, sport

Turbine update

Local turbine has not turned for over three months shock.

Published 26-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: wind turbines, windpowerstations

Whey-Aye Five-O!

Some Geordie surfers last week.

Published 25-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: northumberland

Hit the North!

I'm back from my holiday in Northumberland.

Published 25-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: holidays, italy, northumberland

The man, not the role

Prince Harry has admitted he sometimes wishes he was "normal" and suggested his royal role can put women off.

Published 14-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Tricks and licks

In which I use my childcare skills to diffuse a potentially tense situation.

Published 11-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: baldness, conversations, magic

Chatting with the Magic Band

Nite Owl gets to meet the Magic Band.

Published 08-Mar-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: captain beefheart, conversations, guest posts, murdoch, music, nite owl

QUEEN IN ANTI­DISESTABLISH­MENT­ARIAN­IST OUTBURST SHOCK!

The Queen has spoken of her belief that the Church of England has "a duty to protect the free practice of all faiths" in the UK.

Published 28-Feb-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: politics, religion, royalty, scotland, secularism

It just won't be the same without Freddie Mercury

Duchess of Cambridge to join Queen at start of UK tour.

Published 27-Feb-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music, royalty

Durrr!

Why do men become Catholic priests?

Published 23-Feb-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: feminism, religion, sexism

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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