In celebration of Boxing Day, two magnificent examples of womanhood demonstrating their pugilistic skills.
Nonsense
Clarification
The Duke of Edinburgh has had a stent fitted, not a Stense.
24 not out
My 24th annual Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau.
2,000 not out
To celebrate the 2,000th post on Gruts, here is a video of my dad's talented cocker spaniel, Molly, doing her Howlin' Wolf impersonation.
Taken, not given
ITV sensors Jonathan Ross Christmas show.
Seasonal tip 3
Leftover turkey recipe.
Getting our monikers in a twist
I think it's about time we gave our monarchs past, present, and future some decent monikers.
Seasonal tip 2
When looking for a picture to give your website a nice Christmassy feel, don't, whatever you do, search Google for images of ‘holly’ if your good lady happens to be watching.
The Wild Boys
It's not often that you will find the driving forces behind Gruts and Duran Duran in total agreement.
Carrying a torch
Jen's uncle provisionally chosen to be Olympic torch-bearer.