Happy Nigel Tufnel Day.
Nonsense
Highly relevant
Former public schoolboy dressed as lawyer before shooting drug feud rival.
The Italian job
Dr Alice Roberts, prospective Italian Prime Minister.
Business news
Comet electrical stores sold by Kesa for £2.
Shorter than a legally parked car, it's…
Photo: The Health & Safety Made Me Do It roadworks.
Turning turtle
Loggerhead turtles take 45 years to grow up.
Using my swede
Vegetable-related pun.
Light red touch-paper and stand well back
Bronte Country is NOT in the sodding Yorkshire Dales.
Status cymbals
Quote from Rich Hall, American comedian.
Come on you yellow polka-dots!
'More to beach volleyball than bikinis' shock!