Dr Alice Roberts, prospective Italian Prime Minister.
Nonsense
Business news
Comet electrical stores sold by Kesa for £2.
Shorter than a legally parked car, it's…
Photo: The Health & Safety Made Me Do It roadworks.
Turning turtle
Loggerhead turtles take 45 years to grow up.
Using my swede
Vegetable-related pun.
Light red touch-paper and stand well back
Bronte Country is NOT in the sodding Yorkshire Dales.
Status cymbals
Quote from Rich Hall, American comedian.
Come on you yellow polka-dots!
'More to beach volleyball than bikinis' shock!
Meanwhile, on another planet…
Bullshit sign spotted in Hebden Bridge
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On a strange tree in Carolyn's garden.