In which I declare war on Rupert Murdoch.
Nonsense
Puntificating
A rather poor pun about the Pontiff.
A Study of Pork
What would happen if Sir Arthur Conan Doyle attempted to draw a pig while blindfolded?
The Captain
Nite Owl's tribute to Captain Beefheart.
We loved you, you big dummy
Captain Beefheart, 1941-2010.
I am the way…
Encounter with manic street preacher.
Garlic
What if everyone ate something containing garlic at least once per day?
You're a celebrity? Get out of here!
BBC: I'm A Celebrity: Stacey Solomon crowned 'queen of jungle' Stacey Solomon has been crowned "queen of the jungle" in ITV1 reality show I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! No, me neither.
Book porn
Video taken in my favourite second-hand bookshop.
How not to take a self-portrait
A few simple guidelines if you want to take a portrait of yourself and an old friend who happens to be visiting from out-of-town.