In which I sample Carolyn's damson gin.
Nonsense
Being Blunt
The Prisons Minister is named Crispin Blunt.
Somebody else's dream
In which I conclude that I have dreamt somebody else's dream.
How to trick a coy lady-friend into texting you some kisses
In which I trick Carolyn with Roman numerals.
Can you spot the family resemblance?
A beard which runs in the family.
Crystal wedding
Playboy's Hugh Hefner to marry Playmate Crystal Harris
23 not out
My 23rd annual Christmas Eve ascent of Moel Famau.
It's War!
In which I declare war on Rupert Murdoch.
Puntificating
A rather poor pun about the Pontiff.
A Study of Pork
What would happen if Sir Arthur Conan Doyle attempted to draw a pig while blindfolded?