Irritating little Welsh no mark

Richard Dawkins' successor as the Charles Simonyi Professor for the Public Understanding of Science, the mathematician Marcus du Sautoy, hits the nail squarely on the head in an interview with New Scientist:

What's the one thing you'd most like to achieve during your tenure?

If the likes of [radio presenter] John Humphrys, who interviewed me recently, will stop asking "So what's the point of science?" and start to ask interesting questions about science itself, that would be a good sign.

John Humphrys is the reason I no longer listen to the Today Programme. Him and Thought for the Day. He has a reputation for being a tough, no-nonsense interviewer, but his reputation has gone to his head, and now he's just a rude, cynical bully. When he interviews a politician or public figure, they are immediately on the defensive, so he gets very little out of them. The BBC has far better interviewers, such as Edward Stourton and Eddie Mair, who are polite to their interviewees, often charming them into a false sense of security before hitting them with the killer question. Humphrys, on the other hand, just makes people clam up.

"I've never heard such a load of unsubstantiated nonsense in my entire life," said one lady politician in answer to a question from Eddie Mair a couple of years back.

"You should tune in more often," said Mair.

That's the way to do it.

I don't know how Marcus du Sautoy responded to Humphrys' facile question, but I hope it was along the lines of "Fuck off, you irritating little Welsh no mark!". Although somehow I doubt du Sautoy will be familiar with the delighful Scouse term no mark.

Compare and Contrast

For reasons I won't go into, I was just admiring the cover of Cheryl Ladd's classic 1978 eponymous album, which I have on vinyl (a real collector's item), when I noticed something uncanny. Compare and contrast:

Cheryl Ladd
Winston Churchill
Cheryl Ladd
Cheryl Ladd

We have a right to know.

So

Fitz is fed up with people trying to be funny by saying interweb on the radio.

I spend over three hours commuting each day, so I listen to a LOT of podcasts. Most of them are made specifically as podcasts, while the rest are normal radio programmes converted into podcasts after they have been aired.

Many of the podcasts I listen to take the form of conversations between two or more people—either as formal interviews or informal chats. Over the last few months, I've begun to notice how many people in these conversations begin their answers to direct questions with the word so—even when what they are about to say is not a consequence of what they've said previously.

"How do you intend to vote in the next election?" a hypothetical questioner might ask.

"So I will be voting for X," might be the hypothetical response.

These sos are not at all necessary and get to be mildly irritating once you notice them. Which is why I'm mentioning them now: so that you will start to notice them, and will be equally mildly irritated.

I think it's an attempt to sound a bit more intelligent. If you begin a sentence with so, it implies that it logically follows on from what you were just saying—SO it stands to reason that you must be making a logical, cogent argument. Even when you're not.

It's not just a British thing. The Americans are up to it as well. In fact, they probably started it knowing them: I don't know why, but it just sounds American to me.

If, by any chance, you have picked up the new habit of using the word so in this way, please stop it. It doesn't make you sound more profound; it just makes you mildly irritating. And if you notice anyone else doing it, tell them from me to stop being so ridiculous.

Vandalism

Some of my fondest memories are from my childhood holidays on the east coast of Anglesey. Every summer, we would stay in a caravan with magnificent views across to Puffin Island and the Great Orme at Llandudno. My parents still go there several times a year. My mum has been going there for over 60 years.

Today, some wanker in Whitehall has authorised the construction of 250 turbines 540ft tall slap bang in the middle of my favourite view. It will be the second biggest offshore wind powerstation in the world.

What makes this utter waste of money and environmental vandalism even more annoying is the fact that there's a nice, discreet nuclear powerstation just around the corner which needs replacing, but nobody has the balls to do anything about it.

Jorn Utzon

BBC: Sydney Opera House architect dies

The Danish architect of the iconic Sydney Opera House, Jorn Utzon, has died at the age of 90, after suffering a heart attack.

Mr Utzon, an award-winning architect, put "Denmark on the world map with his great talent," said Danish Culture Minister Carina Christensen.

Erm… Not wishing to be pedantic, but wasn't Denmark already on the world map?

I visited the Sydney Opera House in November 2000. It's very impressive from a distance, but, close up, it's a bunch of cheap-looking tiles. There's perspective for you.

The nearby bridge is, however, utterly magnificent.

Twitch

Guess what I saw at the Albert Dock in Liverpool yesterday. Go on, have a guess…

Nope, you're wrong: it was a bloody kingfisher. In Liverpool. Alongside the River Mersey.

I am so not making this up.