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Writing tagged: ‘puns’

The creationists are going to go ballistic…

Pope makes primate cardinal.

Published 24-Nov-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: creationism, pope, puns, religion

Let it never be said that I avoided an obvious joke

Two obvious jokes.

Published 23-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns

Make your mind up, why don't you?

Striped rabbit spotted in Sumatra.

Published 08-Apr-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns, rabbits

A wop bop a loo bop…

A black bamboo!

Published 26-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns

Overstretched

Poles 'vital for climate science'

Published 24-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: climate change, poland, puns

A-pauli-ng pun

I just made one of the cleverest puns of my life.

Published 15-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, puns, science

Gone to the Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky

Inventor of instant noodles dies.

Published 06-Jan-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns

Another grave error

Misheard at a funeral...

Published 17-Dec-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns, religion

Cock v Papal Bull

Vatican urged to act quickly on condoms.

Published 22-Nov-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: names, pope, puns, religion

Larus ridibundus

Dreadful pun warning.

Published 03-Nov-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: photography, puns

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