Be honest, now, we've all secretly wondered what would happen if Elvis returned to Earth and gatecrashed a Springsteen gig.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Snap
My proposed new official publicity photo.
Respect where it's not due
Judge says beliefs that there is life after death and that the dead can be contacted through mediums are worthy of respect in a democratic society.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Collared at Tesco!
To the asshole…
*Sigh!* 670 spam comments received.
Swanzilla
I've produced another of my hilarious Beagle Project promo videos.
Scary movie
On account of its being Halloween, here is a scary movie what I shot in my cellar last week.
I've been a bit busy this afternoon…
Liverpool 2-0 Man Utd.
Unpukka Cwistmas fakewy
Jamie Oliver in Hebden Bridge shock.
Thou shalt not bear false witness
On a misleading chart about church membership.