It's Captain Beefheart's birthday.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Not dead
Sorry there have been so few updates recently.
Nowhere near as interesting as it sounds
Haddock charged over feud murder.
Lor' blimey, guvna!
Word 'school' is out for new £4.7m Sheffield primary.
Compare and Contrast
Matisse nude v Stephen Hawking.
What better way to get Darwin Bicentenary Year off to a flying start
…than by showing a scientifically accurate and not at all gratuitous video of the evolution of a sexy, German robo-chick?
Brrrrrrrr!!!
A happy and bloody cold new year to you all.
Minus 3½
It's -3.5°C outside.
Hoodie
On Tuesday lunchtime, I saw a hoodie cruising round the Albert Dock in Liverpool, blaring gangsta rap from his pastel-blue Peugeot 205.
Iconography
The Christmas card I sent to Stense.