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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

I'd like to thank my produther, my thpeech thewapitht…

Photos from Stense's Bafta bash.

Published 18-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: stense

The innocent have nothing to fear (except false positives)

Put young children on DNA list, urge police.

Published 16-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: dna profiling, genetic determinism, police, pseudoscience, scaremongering, science

Big in Latvia

It turns out that gruts, in Latvian, means hard or rigid.

Published 16-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: gruts, latvia

Rewriting movie history

Call to restrict smoking scenes in films.

Published 16-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: bigots, films, movies, smoking

Rather fishy

Is how I imagine dolphins smell.

Published 16-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: dolphins

OK, I've been biting my tongue for weeks, but finally I can reveal ALL…

Stense has just won a sodding BAFTA!

Published 14-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: art, stense

A New Day Has Come

Relief in sight for sufferers of constant erections.

Published 13-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: sex

Libri Prohibiti

Ban anti-Catholic books in schools, says bishop.

Published 13-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: books, censorship, religion

Tapir alert

Interesting post re. tapirs.

Published 12-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: tapirs

Googled

Carolyn's niece hits the auntielode.

Published 09-Mar-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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