Don't bald men seem to spend an awful lot of time rubbing their heads?
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
You are the Weakest Link…
More quiz show idiocy.
Weirdo
Spotted in M&S Manchester.
Idle thought
Why doesn't 'untoward' mean the same as 'away from'?
Drug-testing
Goldie calls for jail drug tests.
End of an era
My first Moleskine notebook is full!
'Things can only get better'
Nine and a half years into Blair's reign. Where did it all go wrong?
Burka's peerage
I don't know if it's some sort of reaction to Jack Straw's recent comments about Moslem veils, but there certainly seem to be a lot more women wearing burkas in Liverpool these days.
Bungled Banksy heist
Photo of Banksy imaged captured for posterity.
Walk of Shame
On 'The Weakest Link' last night.