I know exactly what you're thinking: where can I find a photograph of a young kid nonchalantly smoking a fag next to a large cockerel?
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Elf questionnaire
In which Jen and I make some Tolkien-related puns.
Disclaimer
I am not the same Richard Carter as the leader of the Yorkshire First party.
Hitting the big time
It looks as if ambient pap is about to go mainstream.
Hitchin emails…
Bad pun alert.
Move along, nothing to see here
Tigers and wild animals escape from Oklahoma zoo after tornado hits.
A genius at work
Video: Mark E Smith v Sound Engineer.
Two Yorkshire residents watching telly last week
Tintern Abbey hilarity.
Not really the sort of thing one wants to read about in one's in-flight magazine
Article about screening pilots for psychological distress.
40g, my arse!
An official 40g portion of breakfast cereal isn't enough to choke a hamster.