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Nonsense

For every action, there is an over-reaction

Anti-smoking inspectors to mingle with pub-goers.

Published 16-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: smoking

A-pauli-ng pun

I just made one of the cleverest puns of my life.

Published 15-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, puns, science

Romantic Valentine's evening in with my girl

Emlyn Hughes, RIP.

Published 14-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, jen, sport

Manchester = Great Big No.2

Manchester is thought to be England's second most important city.

Published 10-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: liverpool, manchester

This is what the internet is for

An email from a stencillist.

Published 09-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: art, correspondence, stencils

And they say you can't take it with you…

Anna Nicole Smith, RIP.

Published 09-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conspiracy theories

Sound check

A good one from Jen.

Published 07-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: jen

Imogen all the people

Involving a familiar cast of characters.

Published 05-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: dreams

Plathitudes

A poem penned at the grave of Sylvia Plath.

Published 04-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, poetry, yorkshire

Brief Encounter

Bizarre encounter on the M62.

Published 04-Feb-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: driving

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