FAQ: Have any of the Fall albums ever gone platinum?
Nonsense
Dock Pudding
Photographic proof that the good folks of Hebden Bridge eat dock leaves.
Conversation with an expert gardener yesterday
Weedly advice.
Trim
In which I get my eyebrow trimmed.
Vindicated!
Agent Scully nominated for BAFTA.
Drunken conversation with Dad, Tuesday night
The title says it all, really.
Muggerty
Jen and I invented a useful new word yesterday.
Quoting Peter Kaye…
Knock knock joke.
How to become an elected dictator
...simply by changing one's name.
Unfortunate word-wrap
Saucy mayhem on bus timetable.