Mum reminisces about old dogs.
Nonsense
Get me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!
Q: What's more dangerous than a crocodile?
Hot and steamy video!
If this doesn't bring the Googlers in, nothing will.
15,000 Not Out
I am 15,000 days old today.
PRAGMATIC GREENS SHOCK!
Going for the nuclear option.
Ach x 2!
Regrettable news from Scotland.
Spirit of the crap
In which I coin a new word.
No bun intended
In which I have a rather strange dream.
I.M. confused
Baby's first Instant Messaging session.
Couldn't agree more
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