Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose flowers SHOCK!
Nonsense
Bird impersonator
Pigeon gossip’s legal defence.
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose cake shock!
Overheard at a dinner party last night…
(I don’t think it’s quite the word they meant…)
Pitch battle
How would I have pitched ‘Thor Ranarok’ to a big-time movie mogul? What’s the one thing that would make anyonewant to go and see the film?
New facts don’t emerge
Siri rebels.
Meanwhile, on Twitter…
Pope's funeral video hilarity.
Doesn’t look right
As always, ‘Boris’ Johnson is the exception that proves the rule.
Flat pack
Ikea founder Kamprad dies at 91.
He was appreciated
Mark E Smith (1957–2018).