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HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (4)!!

Harry and Meghan choose carriage shock!

Published 03-May-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Making traffic lights of the situation

Amber Rudd resigns as home secretary.

Published 30-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: politics, puns

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (3)!!

Bridegroom’s only brother to be best man shock!

Published 26-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Taking back control

Brexit blamed as record number of EU nurses give up on Britain.

Published 25-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: brexit, health, stupidity

Not the droid you’re looking for

Okey-Banokey!

Published 18-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, dad, films, movies, star wars

Jab, jab, and a quick left-rook

Boxing/chess.

Published 13-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge times, sport

Don’t try this at home

Saying ‘boo’ to a goose.

Published 05-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, geese, videos

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (2)!!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose flowers SHOCK!

Published 01-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Bird impersonator

Pigeon gossip’s legal defence.

Published 24-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, spies

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose cake shock!

Published 20-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cakes, nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

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