How could I possibly top my legendary photo of a heron being startled by a dolphin? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dolphin, fish, bird!
Nonsense
You cannot be Syriaous!
Blow to Cameron's authority as MPs rule out British assault on Syria.
Back me up, my fellow humans!
I think I might be turning into my dad. I just spent five minutes arguing with a car-wash…
Ant-Man movie
A little joke for my fellow Captain Beefheart fans.
Diana ditch
If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might point out how deeply suspicious it is that the story of the Metropolitan Police assessing new information about Princess Diana's death has broken just a couple of weeks before the premier of a brand new Princess Diana biopic.
Blooming xenophobia!
Ukip's Godfrey Bloom expresses 'sincere regret' for 'Bongo Bongo Land' remarks.
‘Oh yeah!’
Today is officially the 23rd anniversary of my friendship with Stense. To celebrate, I've just looked up what song was number one in the charts 23 years ago today—‘our song’, so to speak. I wish I hadn't.
Surf's up
Bruce Springsteen surfs the Yorkshire crowd.
A miracle child!
And, lo, it came to pass that a child was born in lowly Paddington, to humble parents.
This is what happens when you don't invest in nuclear power
Consumers to pay ‘dirty’ coal power subsidies for years.