Edinburgh's female panda artificially inseminated.
Nonsense
Just below the wire
Small blogs to be exempt under press regulation plans.
So, Thatcher has been cremated…
Second dreadful pun alert of the day!
Venus and Serena
Dreadful pun alert...
Surround-sound
In which the latest episode of ‘Dr Who’ blurs the boundaries of TV sci-fi and reality in my own living room.
Milk-Snatcher
To mark the death of Baroness Thatcher, a recording of the Watersons singing "Hilda's Cabinet Band".
Spotted in the pub last night
A woman with two bottles on her head.
Selling porkies
Pun alert: Ikea pulls elk lasagne found to contain pork.
Q: Which world leader is the pointiest?
Pun alert!
Look what Irish Mick's made!
Photos of my mate Irish Mick building a kayak.