One of our local blackbirds has started singing The Ride of the Valkyries:
They’ll be annexing the Sudetenland next.
#StayAlert!!!
The vitally, vitally important message Boris ‘Bus-liar’ Johnson is trying to convey here is, if and when UK Covid-19 death rates begin to rise again because people were pressurised into going back to work too early, it most definitely won’t be his fault… We just didn’t play our roles and ‘#StayAlert’ enough to ‘CONTROL THE VIRUS’.
Absolutely no danger of that happening here. I remain on the highest possible level of alert…
As cats go…
This is the one I’d get:
(See what I did, there?)
Congratulations
…are apparently in order to Prime Minister Boris ‘Bus-Liar’ Johnson on the occasion of the birth of his sixth or seventh child.
Over our garden wall this evening
Technically legit
I’m seriously thinking of taking a couple of weeks’ holiday here. Technically, I won’t be breaking any rules:
Image: Brian Joyce, CC BY-SA 2.0
Her Royal Highlights
Me: Do you reckon the Queen’s cutting her own hair at the moment?
Jen: I thought she always did.
What Twitter is for…
Bill is no longer Withers
Good deed
Just got a bag of food for the mother-in-law.
Excellent swap!