Romanian tennis legend Ilie Nastase walked right past me in Liverpool this lunchtime.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Near-death experience
Runaway Jewish gentleman.
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hat's how many plastic bags were reused by the customers of the Prestwich branch of Tesco last week.
Dilly-Dellying
Dell website woes.
A process of rain and peat and saliva
Nigel Tufnel expounds his revolutionary theories about Stonehenge.
No shit, Sherlock?
ID cards 'could threaten privacy'.
Trapped wind
Wouldn't Trapped Wind be a great name for a free-form jazz ensemble?
Satire is getting harder and harder to spot
Smokers banned from naming or pointing at favourite brand.
Faith, fast-tracking and charity
Tony Blair's new faith foundation awarded charitable status with unseemly haste.
Shite at twice the price
BBC stars 'are not paid too much'.