Pistachio nuts!
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Delusions of grammar
BBC's grammar not up to scratch.
Bummer!
US network faces $1m nudity fine
Reprieve
Massive wind farm 'turned down'.
The bastard's had the sodding kitchen floor now!
Kitchen renovations.
Fame
...at last!
Oh the irony!
Winehouse is admitted into rehab.
Namesakes
Mourners pay respects to Hillary.
Some bastard's nicked our floor!
Dining room renovations.
Fancy pudding
Carolyn eats muffs.