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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

Spoiler

Jen's mum explains Tudor history.

Published 04-Nov-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, history, jen, religion, tv

Some store: I'm not going back there any more…

Video: Kristin Hersh: 'A Loon'.

Published 03-Nov-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music, videos

Alpha male

Last night, I dreamt I owned a very large silverback gorilla.

Published 02-Nov-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: dreams, freud

Clooney clone

Who does George Clooney remind you of? Huh?

Published 01-Nov-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: dave winer, george clooney, lookalikes

Prophetic

Dorothy Parker quote.

Published 01-Nov-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: quotes

Nasty little ginger shit

My new nickname for Prince Harry.

Published 31-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ginners, nasty little ginger shit, royalty

Let's go down to the woods and pray

Video: Screaming Blue Messiahs.

Published 27-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music, videos

What the hell is an 'ab'?

Stense buys a pervy mag.

Published 27-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hunks, stense, underpants

Bastion

In which Stense and I visit a family hostile pub.

Published 26-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: pubs, stense

There is definitely something going on behind that door

Compare and contrast...

Published 26-Oct-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, compare and contrast, stense

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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