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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

Impressive sausage

Carolyn compliments me on my sausage.

Published 25-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, chester, pubs, sausages

One in 100,000

How the Vicariate of Rome is taking a leaf from Uri Geller's old book.

Published 25-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: fraud, magic, pope, religion

Let it never be said that I avoided an obvious joke

Two obvious jokes.

Published 23-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: puns

Was that it?

The autumnal equinox is here.

Published 23-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: astronomy

I could have been a hacker you know

Parquet flooring mischief!

Published 21-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hacks

Compare and contrast

Talking Heads v Kermit the Frog.

Published 21-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast, music, videos

The geek shall inherit the Earth

Stephen Fry has a brand new weblog.

Published 20-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: bloggers

With friends like that

Vatican removes all reference to McCanns' visit from website.

Published 19-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: pope, religion

Hardened criminals

Five guilty of fake Viagra scam.

Published 17-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: viagra

F.D.

It's embarrassing to have a defender of the faith as head of state.

Published 15-Sep-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: faith, monarchy, mumbo-jumbo, politics, religion

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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