Courtesy of Stense.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Impressive pair
The new Katie 'Jordan' Price and Peter Andre album is truly miraculous, apparently.
Come on, you chaps, time to dig deep
The Beagle Project opens its doors for donations.
200% Owl
A brace of tawnies spotted.
Computer says, 'No'
Paedophiles to undergo lie tests (again).
Every little helps
Trying to find a dish-brush at Tesco.
Meet Molly Carter
...my mum's new puppy.
Horny hamsters
Male hamsters' urge to mate is switched on by the same chemical that triggers puberty in humans.
We know who our real best friends are
Dogs better for you than cats non-surprise.
Staying positive
According to my garden thermometer, last night was the coldest so far this winter.