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Author: Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (3)!!

Bridegroom’s only brother to be best man shock!

Published 26-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Taking back control

Brexit blamed as record number of EU nurses give up on Britain.

Published 25-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: brexit, health, stupidity

Not the droid you’re looking for

Okey-Banokey!

Published 18-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, dad, films, movies, star wars

Jab, jab, and a quick left-rook

Boxing/chess.

Published 13-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge times, sport

Don’t try this at home

Saying ‘boo’ to a goose.

Published 05-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, geese, videos

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose flowers SHOCK!

Published 01-Apr-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Bird impersonator

Pigeon gossip’s legal defence.

Published 24-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: birds, spies

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose cake shock!

Published 20-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cakes, nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty
Ascent of Tyndall

Book review: ‘The Ascent of John Tyndall’ by Roland Jackson

Victorian scientist, mountaineer, and public intellectual.

Published 20-Mar-2018

Overheard at a dinner party last night…

(I don’t think it’s quite the word they meant…)

Published 11-Mar-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations

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On the Moor

On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
“…wonderfully droll, witty and entertaining… At their best Carter’s moorland walks and his meandering intellectual talk are part of a single, deeply coherent enterprise: a restless inquiry into the meaning of place and the nature of self.”
—Mark Cocker, author and naturalist
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