Carolyn doesn't get my joke.
Nonsense
Containing myself
Brown rules out autumn election.
Nice work if you can get it
Lap-dancing research.
Call of nature, slight return
Stense texts me while I'm having a pee.
Unbearably smug? Us?!!!
England 12-10 Australia.
Brickbats fly by my window
I take a snap of a bat.
Now why doesn't that surprise me?
The pope has a cat.
Spotted in Liverpool
Silly sign.
Lentils
Alicia Silverstone gets her kit off.
No flying around or that sort of thing
'Hey Man (Now You're Really Living)' by the Eels.