Conversation at my parents' house on Tuesday.
Nonsense
101!
Happy Birthday to Great Uncle Fred.
Shades of 'Broadway Danny Rose'
I picked up a business card for a rubber balloon design company in a pub last week.
Happy dog
Molly wags her tail in her sleep.
Archimedes' Screw
Why door handles are better than door knobs.
Call me a conspiracy theorist but…
BBC makes Prime Minister look yellow!
For every action, there is an over-reaction
Anti-smoking inspectors to mingle with pub-goers.
A-pauli-ng pun
I just made one of the cleverest puns of my life.
Romantic Valentine's evening in with my girl
Emlyn Hughes, RIP.
Manchester = Great Big No.2
Manchester is thought to be England's second most important city.