Darth Sidious v Pope Benedict XVI.
Nonsense
Rubbish
Think-tank comes up with stupid idea shock!
Paradigm shift
What if Hammer Films were right?
I'm not dead
Been busy re-launching my Darwin website.
'Six easy points', my arse!
Sheffield Utd 1, Liverpool 1.
Cross those off the shopping list
Pink Lady apples are painted.
Crouching Tiger, Lucky Spaniel
In which I take on a tiger.
Distortion
U-571 writer not so regretful after all.
Feeling a right tit
Travel dilemma.
Blonde bombshell
Stense's latest hair-do ripped off!