In which role I am asked to act.
Nonsense
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
Sir Menzies arrives at conference.
You can't pontificate and eat shit
Pope upsets entire Islamic world shock!
Stensil
I made a stencil of my mate, Stense.
Talking of apologies…
‘Boris’ sorry for ‘cannibal’ comments.
Bumf
Information supplied on the side of a bottle of Buxton Natural Mineral Water.
Apology
I think I might owe Stense an apology.
Pigeon English
Carolyn encounters talking pigeon.
Right letters, ever so slightly wrong order
Phil Collins v Carp Fishing.
Houston, we have an unscheduled eventuality
Deorbit v crash.