Earlier today, the BBC described last night's Olympic Games opening ceremony at Rio as ‘lavish’.
Nonsense
Davey No-Mates
Discussion about a poorly constructed personalised numberplate.
A dream come true
I've often wished someone would send Phil Collins into space, but I never thought they would actually do it!
Wotsit all about?
In which I am served a burger topped with Cheesy Wotsits.
Meeting Carolyn for a hot date on Thursday…
SMS conversation.
Knowing her clints from her grikes
Our new Prime Minister holds a second-class degree in geography. That's the sort of thing I'm looking for in a leader.
Cheryl Ladd turns 65
HOLY CRAP! Cheryl Ladd is 65!
Obo buys a pint
Stunning new video.
Power vacuum
With Cameron going, Labour self-imploding, the Lib-Dems (remember them?) being led by a god-botherer named Tim, the Scotch about to take the high road, Screaming Lord Sutch long-dead, and the English electorate having taken total leave of its senses, could now be the perfect time for the Gruts Party to rise from the shadows to save a grateful nation?
Arseholes
Measured thoughts on the EU Referendum.