Ten-a-day fruit and veg?
Nonsense
Marmalaise
Marmalade in decline (or not).
Corbyn speak
Corbyn spouts management speak.
Stretford Mall irony
When doors aren't necessarily always open.
Wall of sound
I always, incorrectly, assumed Blowzabella stopped making music years ago.
Compare and Contrast
Musk v Harkness.
Re. the ‘newspaper’ that delivered Brexit
Wikipedia editors have voted to ban the Daily Mail as a source for the website in all but exceptional circumstances after deeming the news group “generally unreliable”.
BBC science fail
There is nothing ‘coincidental’ about a lunar eclipse occurring during a full moon.
Busy man
gents' loo at the Birch Service Station on the M62 this morning: a businessman operating two hand-driers simultaneously, one for each hand.
Shock news
Analysis of EU Referendum voting patterns shows strong correlation between lower educational qualifications and voting Leave.