In which a fishmonger enquires about Easter.
Nonsense
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
‘Katy Perry joins Taylor Swift v Nicki Minaj row – and brings Rihanna with her’ shock!
Taste the difference
Sainsbury's reckon they're selling ten-years old chickens.
His armpit hairs are sprouting
Video: The Fall, ‘British People in Hot Weather’.
I'll tell you what, Prince Andrew hasn't half let himself go!
Chap released from Chinese gaol slightly resembles Randy Andy shock!
Spirifer hawkinsii
Two sets of brachiopods!
Fowl criminal
Leeds man smuggled £6.5m of drugs in frozen chickens.
Can't really say fairer than that…
Fall lyrics 'hard to hear', admits judge in copyright case.
It has come to something
…when the most compelling thing to be found on television is a live video-feed of a patch of mud at the bottom of a pond.
And on that bombshell…
Jeremy Clarkson paraphrases ‘I have been a monumental bell-end’ for the benefit of Radio 2 listeners.