Hebden Bridge hosts town crier competition.
Nonsense
Kitty litter
A damehood is surely in order for Miss Mary Bale (spinster, 45).
A good time was had by one and all
Jen and I are just back from a weekend in the Yorkshire Dales with Hitchin & Soo and their sprogs.
Craparazzo
This week, I invented an entirely new genre of photography: craparazzi photography.
Movie star
In which I am mistaken for one.
Pinsent
A poem
Overheard in Yorkshire antique shop this afternoon
Man looking at Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon poster: I'd forgotten he were in Enter the Dragon.
To bee or not to bee
In which I struggle into and out off a bee-suit.
All we hear is…
Thought concerning so-called 'Lady Gaga'.
Hay-level results
It's good to see that the Telegraph still understands its readers' priorities.