Shop assistant: “Order for Yvonne! Order for Yvonne… You’re not Yvonne, are you?” Elderly Yorkshireman: “Only at weekends.”
Writing tagged: ‘conversations’
Bit of a prick
Flu jab nurse: Can you roll up your sleeve a little further? If possible, I’d like to get at that muscle. Me: HAVE I GOT A MUSCLE?!!!
Her Royal Highlights
Me: Do you reckon the Queen’s cutting her own hair at the moment? Jen: I thought she always did.
Watching tennis news
Conversation with my dad.
Old habits
A woman turned to me in the dairy section at Sainsbury’s yesterday morning and remarked, “Old habits die hard.” I had absolutely no idea what she was on about, so I nodded in agreement.
Overheard on the train to Liverpool this morning
You can get cheapo Chinese knock-off vintage games consoles with hundreds of games on them these days, but, after playing them for five minutes, you realise all the old games were shite.
Watching a film with my hard-of-hearing dad
Gene Hackman confusion.
At the park
Conversation with two kids.
Guacamole rigmarole!
Pre-op banter.
Not the droid you’re looking for
Okey-Banokey!