Bush Says Troops to Stay Until 'Mission Is Complete'.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
The Dead Cat
Carolyn plays a blinder.
The Entering Scotland Game
This one's dead easy to play.
Wacky Group
Spotted on an Edinburgh escalator.
Eden
Hand-written sign spotted in a shop in Edinburgh.
Scam
In which Jen cons me out of a fiver.
Bailey's
Bailey's Irish Cream are advertising two new flavours.
Cock v Papal Bull
Vatican urged to act quickly on condoms.
Back Again
I'm back from Scotland.
Brief Interlude
Right, I'm off to see a man about a haggis. Back in a couple of days. Please feel free to talk amongst yourselves.