What if Hammer Films were right?
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
'Six easy points', my arse!
Sheffield Utd 1, Liverpool 1.
Cross those off the shopping list
Pink Lady apples are painted.
Crouching Tiger, Lucky Spaniel
In which I take on a tiger.
Distortion
U-571 writer not so regretful after all.
Feeling a right tit
Travel dilemma.
Blonde bombshell
Stense's latest hair-do ripped off!
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say…
On the McCartney's split.
Open prisons
How come the Queen never opens prisons?
If a joke's worth telling, it's worth milking
Robin Williams in alcohol rehab.