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Conversation with an expert gardener yesterday

Weedly advice.

Published 10-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cats, conversations, gardening

Trim

In which I get my eyebrow trimmed.

Published 08-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: ageing, eyebrows, haircuts, stense

Vindicated!

Agent Scully nominated for BAFTA.

Published 05-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: tv, x-files

Drunken conversation with Dad, Tuesday night

The title says it all, really.

Published 04-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, dad

Muggerty

Jen and I invented a useful new word yesterday.

Published 02-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: muggerty, tea, weather, words

Quoting Peter Kaye…

Knock knock joke.

Published 01-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: carolyn, jokes

How to become an elected dictator

...simply by changing one's name.

Published 01-May-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: anniversaries, nazis, politics

Unfortunate word-wrap

Saucy mayhem on bus timetable.

Published 30-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: buses

Spotty Johnson

Mum reminisces about old dogs.

Published 29-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: dogs, mum

Get me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!

Q: What's more dangerous than a crocodile?

Published 29-Apr-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: reptiles

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