The Hebden Bridge Times and Todmorden News are running a ridiculously complicated photography competition, and I have entered.
Nonsense
The wait is over
My latest heart-wrenching poem about human relationships.
That's Bill's Christmas present sorted, then
One Direction compared to Springsteen shock!
The Carter Resemblance
One of the reasons I like the Bourne films so much is that certain elements of the ongoing tale of an amnesiac CIA assassin trying to re-discover his past were clearly based on events in my own life.
Photobomber
In which I embarrass a would-be photobomber by photographing her anyway.
1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore
On Tuesday night, I dreamt that Jen and I were in a seaside penny arcade. One of the arcade's main attractions was a 1.5×-scale mechanical Roger Moore.
Planks redux
In which I encounter a second burger skewered to a plank of wood.
Bilking
I've often thought we needed a word to describe someone (usually famous) dying whom, until you heard the sad news, you wrongly believed died years ago.
Hello, Daaaave?
2001 a Space Odyssey versus the League of Gentlemen.
Keeping it Peel
On the 10th anniversary of his untimely death, John Peel introduces his favourite band.