Theresa May wants a red, white and blue Brexit.
Nonsense
Spectacular solution
My genius temporary solution to broken reading spectacles.
Film review: Jack Reacher (2012)
Tom Cruise has never won an Oscar. Not once. Not for Eyes Wide Shut. Not for Knight and Day. Not even for Mission: Impossible 2. He has come tantalisingly close a few times. Like when he played opposite Oscar-scooping Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man. And when his first ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, won an Academy Award… Continue reading Film review: Jack Reacher (2012)
Theoretical frivolousness
In which I am bamboozled (once again) by the LRB.
Making America grate again
Those crazy Yanks think they can out-stupid us.
Judge not, lest ye be smirched
Why we should issue our judges with a copy of the Daily Heil and a rubber stamp
Carolyn shows me her clam
Who doesn't love a bivalve?
Time I duct
Atrocious pun re. vasectomies.
Blimey, Nicole Kidman's let herself go!
Movie-poster shock!
Giving a clown a bad name
A professional clown claims the scary-clown craze is giving real clowns a bad name.