Atrocious pun re. vasectomies.
Nonsense
Blimey, Nicole Kidman's let herself go!
Movie-poster shock!
Giving a clown a bad name
A professional clown claims the scary-clown craze is giving real clowns a bad name.
So, it's come to this
Facebook just sent me an ad aimed at ‘Silver Surfers’.
Driving Miss Daisy
A short video starring my nemeses of the week.
Hollywood beckons
One of my sources at the BBC tipped me off that there might soon be a vacancy for a fat, bearded Merseysider for a new cookery show.
Carolyn asks me to Bangor
(No pun intended.)
EU Madness!
80s cockney pop star is now Slokavian Prime Minister shock!
The art of analogy
Stendhal shows how it's done.
Overheard in the pub yesterday
Non-alcoholic ginger ale with a twist.