A quick video of a whistle-stop tour of Capri.
Nonsense
Our father
BBC: Archbishop of Canterbury learns real father was Churchill's private secretary Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby says it “comes as a complete surprise” that a DNA test has revealed his real father was Winston Churchill's private secretary. Meanwhile, in related news, Jesus is shocked to learn that his real father was some chap named Joseph.
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Roast child on pub menu shock!
Parcel farce
Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in the post.
Lentil arithmatic
Who in their right mind is going to grow lentils?
Sennacherib and co.
Some potentially useful source material.
Buying alcohol at Sainsbury's…
Brief conversation with a checkout lady.
Say three Hail Marys and a How's Your Father
Catholic priest ‘caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room’ shock!
Join the cue
Police could use fire stations in Essex proposal.
Watching ‘The Bourne Identity’ with my dad…
‘Did she just say she was Mr Kane's pregnant sister?’