The unobservant amongst you will not have noticed that I have just added an option entitled Random to the menu at the top of each page. Clicking this will take you to a random post from the extensive Gruts archive.
Nonsense
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Blog dedicated to inappropriate use of quotation marks.
It's the Sun wot done it
In the wake of last week's arrests, I was wondering whether the Sun newspaper would have enough journalists left to make up this week's news.
The price of penguins
In which I predict an Argentinian-led boycott of the 2012 London Olympics.
Pull the udder one
A three-legged cow yesterday.
We'll always have Charnock, Richard
In which Stense and I re-enact 'Brief Encounter'.
Cheap at half the price
Strange offer from Sainsbury's.
Tolerant, almost to a fault
Why is Hebden Bridge the lesbian capital?
In which I Carter a phrase
I am inventing a brand new phrase which, from here on in, means to invent a brand new phrase. And you are not allowed to use that phrase ironically, because I have copyright on it, and only permit you to use it in a totally non-ironic sense.
Lip candy
Enjoyment of two new drama series spoilt by the unfeasibly large lips of both of the male lead characters.