What would have happened if Hitler had won?
Nonsense
Sometimes, words are inadequate
A pie meets its end.
Killed by monkeys
King Alexander of Greece, that is.
Pict on someone your own size
Say what you like about that old scoundrel Máel Brigte the Bucktoothed, but he certainly had style.
Giving the punters what they want
You asked for more knockers on Gruts, and I am happy to oblige.
Crumbling at the seams
That last bastion of liberal impartiality (Rupert Murdoch) is under treat.
Rrrrrrrreet Petite!
Eric Bristow and Jocky Wilson were not synonymous.
Turbine update
Local turbine has not turned for over three months shock.
Whey-Aye Five-O!
Some Geordie surfers last week.
Hit the North!
I'm back from my holiday in Northumberland.