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Sing, if you're glad to be Che

Joke spotted on Twitter.

Published 12-Aug-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: jokes, twitter

Stense's chameleon joke

Today marks the 25th anniversary of my friendship with Stense.

Published 01-Aug-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: anniversaries, jokes, reptiles, stense

Not wishing to be pedantic, but…

The Spectator doesn't seem to understand the concept of a peer-group.

Published 27-Jul-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: alcohol, mathematics, statistics

Come again?

In which a fishmonger enquires about Easter.

Published 23-Jul-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, religion

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!

‘Katy Perry joins Taylor Swift v Nicki Minaj row – and brings Rihanna with her’ shock!

Published 23-Jul-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: americans, celebrities, music

Taste the difference

Sainsbury's reckon they're selling ten-years old chickens.

Published 08-Jul-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: food, shopping

His armpit hairs are sprouting

Video: The Fall, ‘British People in Hot Weather’.

Published 02-Jul-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: music, the fall, videos, weather

I'll tell you what, Prince Andrew hasn't half let himself go!

Chap released from Chinese gaol slightly resembles Randy Andy shock!

Published 18-Jun-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: royalty

Spirifer hawkinsii

Two sets of brachiopods!

Published 18-Jun-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: charles darwin, compare and contrast, natural history museum, stense

Fowl criminal

Leeds man smuggled £6.5m of drugs in frozen chickens.

Published 08-Jun-2015
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: drugs, hebden bridge times

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On the Moor: Science, History and Nature on a Country Walk
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