Chap released from Chinese gaol slightly resembles Randy Andy shock!
Nonsense
Spirifer hawkinsii
Two sets of brachiopods!
Fowl criminal
Leeds man smuggled £6.5m of drugs in frozen chickens.
Can't really say fairer than that…
Fall lyrics 'hard to hear', admits judge in copyright case.
It has come to something
…when the most compelling thing to be found on television is a live video-feed of a patch of mud at the bottom of a pond.
And on that bombshell…
Jeremy Clarkson paraphrases ‘I have been a monumental bell-end’ for the benefit of Radio 2 listeners.
The Guardian answers the questions we dare not ask…
How to make the perfect mango lassi.
A fowl habit
I know exactly what you're thinking: where can I find a photograph of a young kid nonchalantly smoking a fag next to a large cockerel?
Elf questionnaire
In which Jen and I make some Tolkien-related puns.
Disclaimer
I am not the same Richard Carter as the leader of the Yorkshire First party.