Jen in conversation with her friend the farmer yesterday.
Nonsense
Cloooossshhhh!!
... the noise made by my glasses case (containing my glasses), as it fell out of my pocket and into the flushing toilet last night.
Ambient Pap, Track 01: Synthetic Hip
FREE: The first track from my forthcoming album.
Soaking it in
It has been bloody snowing. In bloody April.
Alternative history
What would have happened if Hitler had won?
Sometimes, words are inadequate
A pie meets its end.
Killed by monkeys
King Alexander of Greece, that is.
Pict on someone your own size
Say what you like about that old scoundrel Máel Brigte the Bucktoothed, but he certainly had style.
Giving the punters what they want
You asked for more knockers on Gruts, and I am happy to oblige.
Crumbling at the seams
That last bastion of liberal impartiality (Rupert Murdoch) is under treat.