Had Frederick Miller not lost an eye in a freak golfing accident back in 1885, I might be Prime Minister right now.
Nonsense
There's a scary rabbit living in our kitchen drawer
Can-opener-looks-like-rabbit hilarity.
Lambeth Volk, Lambeth Reich, Lambeth Führer
Video: Lambeth Walk, Nazi Style
Ex-Benedict
Pope to resign. Time to focus all of my attention on Murdoch.
I have a cast-iron alibi
Wind-felled wind turbines: sabotage suspected.
Stense meets her Waterloo
This week's episode of 'Waterloo Road' is directed by my mate Stense.
Eeee, grande!!
The 2014 Tour de France will be visiting Hebden Bridge.
Comparing anatomy
In which Alice Roberts responds to a tweet.
It's my neighbour's fault!
There appears to be a geological fault line running right underneath my next-door neighbour's house.
Finding out what goes on inside a woman's head
In which I admire a friend's brain-scan.