The glamour has gone out of supermarkets. Put me in charge, and I'll soon add a touch of Hollywood sparkle.
Writing tagged: ‘celebrities’
Open letter to Chris Martin
Dear Chris Martin...
Some people are never bloody satisfied
It has been suggested to me that my scoop about Stense sitting on a hill with her dog last Thursday was somewhat unsatisfactory, in that it was totally un-newsworthy.
Ca. y.. te.. m. h.. t. ge. t. th. Ho.ida. I.. pl..s.?
Norman Collier R.I.P.
Comparing anatomy
In which Alice Roberts responds to a tweet.
Greecing the wheels of economic recovery
In which I come up with a brilliant solution to Greece's financial problems.
Gruts in a nutshell
Some recent Google search requests.
Gabby Logan, deux points
Has the BBC missed a trick: celebrity synchronised bloody swimming.
Righ' onarubbuw pukka gen'uwmun
Jamie Oliver for PM cries crazy woman.
Gone phishing
In which I undergo a phishing attack.