Crumbling at the seams

Oh no! That world's last bastion of liberal impartiality is under treat:

Murdoch on Twitter yesterday:

Seems every competitor and enemy piling on with lies and libels. So bad, easy to hit back hard, which preparing.

Enemies many different agendas, but worst old toffs and right wingers who still want last century's status quo with their monoplies [sic].

Let's have it on! Choice, freedom of thought and markets, individual personal responsibility.

It's all part of my secret, right-wing, old-toff, monopolistic master plan. Let’s have it on, indeed, Murdoch! Whatever that means.


Newspaper hack

Let it not be said that all soccer players are a bunch of ignorant buffons. This from the increasingly erudite Wayne Rooney on Twitter earlier this week:

Scotland Yard detectives came to see me earlier and showed me some documents, looks like a newspaper have hacked into my phone.

Clear, concise, and almost grammatically correct.

Well done, Wayne. 7/10.