Does 'heinous' rhyme with 'penis' or 'anus'? To win a prize, send your one word answer to Piers Morgan. Good luck!
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) March 5, 2012
Why Is Jewish owned press so consistently anti- Israel in every crisis?
— Rupert Murdoch(@rupertmurdoch) November 18, 2012
Finally Mo Yan is getting the recognition that he or she deserves!
Oh no! That world's last bastion of liberal impartiality is under treat:
Murdoch on Twitter yesterday:
It's all part of my secret, right-wing, old-toff, monopolistic master plan. Let’s have it on, indeed, Murdoch! Whatever that means.
Let it not be said that all soccer players are a bunch of ignorant buffons. This from the increasingly erudite Wayne Rooney on Twitter earlier this week:
Scotland Yard detectives came to see me earlier and showed me some documents, looks like a newspaper have hacked into my phone.
Clear, concise, and almost grammatically correct.
Well done, Wayne. 7/10.
Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old founder of Playboy magazine, has announced that he is to be married for the third time.
In a message to his Twitter followers on Christmas Day, Hefner said he had given his 24-year-old girlfriend, model Crystal Harris, a ring.
Can't see what he sees in her myself.