via his Twitter feed.
Nonsense
Sorry for the protracted silence
I've been cleaning out the coal bunker.
Not an endorsetment
Tory Police and Crime Commissioner candidate has an unfortunate name.
Brooce-sayer
Springsteen predicts hurricane.
Before you ask…
Local support for the naked rambler.
You'll never guess who I bumped into in the pub last night
Homer J Simpson!
Get stuffed!
My sister has asked for a copy of Jen's fantastic apricot stuffing recipe.
Very witty, Shaw
A nice quote from George Bernard Shaw.
I totally stole this joke from someone on Twitter:
Chinese author Mo Yan wins Nobel Prize for Literature.
Timely warning
This internet thing has the potential to save lives.