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Slater, get real, man!

Nigel Slater, get real! Who in God's holy name has ‘left-over roast potatoes’?

Published 23-Dec-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cooking, jen, recipes

Just in case

...the world ends tomorrow.

Published 20-Dec-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: bullshit, near-death experiences, predictions

Knobless oblige

Pope uses knob image for Twitter wallpaper.

Published 12-Dec-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: penises, pope, twitter

Code-10 abort

In which my MI6 safe-house is blown.

Published 11-Dec-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: conversations, royalty, spies

Soup selection

Wouldn't bacon soup be totally awesome?

Published 11-Dec-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cats, food, jen, pope

Murdoch on editorial independence

via his Twitter feed.

Published 18-Nov-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: murdoch, press, twitter

Sorry for the protracted silence

I've been cleaning out the coal bunker.

Published 17-Nov-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: me

Not an endorsetment

Tory Police and Crime Commissioner candidate has an unfortunate name.

Published 02-Nov-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: names, police, politics

Brooce-sayer

Springsteen predicts hurricane.

Published 30-Oct-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: compare and contrast, predictions, springsteen, weather

Before you ask…

Local support for the naked rambler.

Published 30-Oct-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: hebden bridge, hebden bridge times, yorkshire

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