Pope uses knob image for Twitter wallpaper.
Nonsense
Code-10 abort
In which my MI6 safe-house is blown.
Soup selection
Wouldn't bacon soup be totally awesome?
Murdoch on editorial independence
via his Twitter feed.
Sorry for the protracted silence
I've been cleaning out the coal bunker.
Not an endorsetment
Tory Police and Crime Commissioner candidate has an unfortunate name.
Brooce-sayer
Springsteen predicts hurricane.
Before you ask…
Local support for the naked rambler.
You'll never guess who I bumped into in the pub last night
Homer J Simpson!
Get stuffed!
My sister has asked for a copy of Jen's fantastic apricot stuffing recipe.